Three middle age Gamers discuss the finer points of storytelling in New and Classic Video Games
This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch show up to chat a bit about a PC game from back when Jurassic Park was still in theaters, Enter the WU-Tang (36 Chambers) was on every record store shelf, and no one knew or cared what a NFT was. We're kickin' it way back to talk about the PC point and click barely animated text game about time travel, protecting the world, and finding peace with Space Aliens with The Journeyman Project!
This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come together to talk about the second installment in one of the PlayStation 3's loudest and most prominent franchises that never even made it to the PlayStation 4 for some reason. Obviously we are talking about the Alternate timeline Sci-Fi Alien invasion virus transforming simulator Resistance 2!
This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come to the table to discuss one of the most notoriously bad video game stories of all time with the Navy Seal cold war terrorist swearing sim Rogue Warrior! I don't have a longer description because this game is pure trash. Come listen to us destroy it!
This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch pull their chairs up to the table to talk about an under the radar game that tells us about a super secret CIA clean up man who accidentally finds a virus made of technology, then accidentally gets infected with it, and then learns how to use this techonovirus to magically summon a Glaive. Yes, like from the movie Krull. It's obviously time to talk about Dark Sector!
This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch talk way too much about a third person cover based shooter starring the hottest Rapper of 2008, the one and only 50 Cent as he shoots his way through New York City in order to avenge his fallen brother K-Dog in the inner city DEA funded terrorism hodgepodge that is 50 Cent: Bulletproof!
This week Dr. Syintist was out on a religious journey and unfortunately could not attend during the recording. So with infinite topics and no adults in the room, Poppascotch and Sir Chump Slap thought it would be a good idea to talk about a Video game movie from 1994 that either no one remembers, or have completely deleted from their mind files. Join us as we take a walk into the absurd with the classic film Double Dragon!
This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come directly to you with the third installment of the Sci-Fi action explodin', alien dismemberin', biorecombinatin', multilateral single player co-op campaign with franchise killing levels of terrible microtransactions- where every single person that has ever played it said it was fine, but not the same.... so.... get excited for Dead Space 3!
This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come to the table to discuss one of the most outrageous open world crime sims that ever existed! We've got gangs, drugs, frat drama, brand awareness and explicitly fun drug use with the always bonkers Saints Row 2!
This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch drop and plop thought knowledge in regards to the first entry of one the most entertaining balls outingest video game franchises in history with the dependable despot dictator destroying d...handsome guy Rico Rodriquez with the explosive PS2 era classic Just Cause!
This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch talk about a videogame that tells the story of a major network television show that evolves it's nuanced story over 20 different 42 minute episodes and turns it into a prison fetch quest sim with clunky fighting, a ridiculous premise, and more QTEs than RE4. Yes, really.... It's Prison Break: The Conspiracy!
