Plotty Time

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch finally come around after multiple fan requests to discuss this PS3 classic that is widely regarded as a critically acclaimed masterclass in storytelling where a post apocalyptic United States deals with the ever growing brain fungus infestation through a series of hope filled moonshots, cannibals, and child endangerment. The game is The Last of Us! Get on in here!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch show up to the table to talk about an underrated FPS with fantastical sword fighting elements, ancient Yokai lore, sexy assassins, comic book nerds, trickster demons, and so so much gunplay. We were excited to dive into the overlooked classic (maybe?) that is Shadow Warrior!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch sit around the table and talk about a crazy fever dream of a survival horror experience that has really flown under the radar ever since its original release. Of course we are talking about the haunted orphanage movie where crayons are drawn on people, bullying is extremely intense and celebrated and the unluckiest girl in the world somehow survives a billion traumatic events. Obviously it's Rule of Rose!  

This week Dr. Syintist is MIA, he gave us no details on where he was going, so we can't help but assume that he is heading into the jungles of South America to help kill a predator. While he's out Chump Slap and Poppascotch get together again to talk about The EWBU, or the extended Weekend at Bernie's Universe as we break down every film in the franchise (there are 2 of them) to revisit how strange and bizarre these films have aged over the years. Get in here! Also, chime in and tell us if you like these off brand episodes or if you hate them. We would love your feedback!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch finally get it together enough to provide an analysis almost 2 years in the making. These clowns are finally covering the third installment of a fan favorite and beloved franchise that Sucker Punch refuses to continue to make money from by denying any future installments. Terrible business moves aside, we are talking about the majestic, the one, and the only Sly Cooper with Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch dive back into the Call of Duty Catalog to talk about one of the most genre defining installments that... wait.... it's not Modern Warfare? Or Black Ops even? well which one- *checks notes* Advanced Warfare? The one with Kevin Spacey in it? really? Jesus. Well fine, hop on in here to listen to your 3 best friends talk about Call of Duty Advanced Warfare (spoiler, it's still a fun episode).

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch convene to gab about a game where you play as a ghost detective working with a child medium that can see and speak to ghosts in order to solve your own murder by the hands of the infamous serial killer The Bell Killer! We've got psychic medium police consultants, stanzo brand fedoras, and a street tough tatt'd out ghost detective all taking place within Murdered: Soul Suspect!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch show up to chat a bit about a PC game from back when Jurassic Park was still in theaters, Enter the WU-Tang (36 Chambers) was on every record store shelf, and no one knew or cared what a NFT was. We're kickin' it way back to talk about the PC point and click barely animated text game about time travel, protecting the world, and finding peace with Space Aliens with The Journeyman Project!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come together to talk about the second installment in one of the PlayStation 3's loudest and most prominent franchises that never even made it to the PlayStation 4 for some reason. Obviously we are talking about the Alternate timeline Sci-Fi Alien invasion virus transforming simulator Resistance 2!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come to the table to discuss one of the most notoriously bad video game stories of all time with the Navy Seal cold war terrorist swearing sim Rogue Warrior! I don't have a longer description because this game is pure trash. Come listen to us destroy it!