Plotty Time

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch take a deep dive way back when to the past of PC gaming in the early 90s where the graphics weren't good enough for grand envisions of massive video game wars, the processing power was better than any home console and no one knew what to do so they made FMV games. It was a weird time where they tried to make games into a movie... whatever... It's The 11th Hour!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch talk about a game that used a enigmatic art style to tell a deep soap-operatic spy story involving corrupt armies, backstabbing politicians, and international espionage of the highest order! And they got David Duchovny and Adam West in to do voices! how was this game so bad? Find out along aside us as we discuss the game XIII. 

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch get together to talk about a PS3 game that mostly got lost in the shuffle as a Gears of War Clone back in the everything is brown shooters of 2012 when you couldn't walk 5 feet without running into another shooter trying to be the next Call of Duty. This week we talk about the frantic world shifting cover base shooter Inversion!

This week Chump Slap and Poppascotch need to fill some airtime due to scheduling conflicts, so they decided that watching the 2005 film Doom would be a fun exercise and I think the guys are left with more questions than answers. What did they think about a Doom film where the signature gun never hits a person and now there's an alien chromosome that adds super powers to people who inject it? I guess that's in Doom now? Anyways, they talk about The Rock vehicle Doom!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch close out an original First Party Playstation franchise from the PS3 era by talking about the alien war machine during a terrifying alternate timeline where the Chimera have invaded Earth, started taking over, and we're now on the brink of humanity's extinction in the always uplifting Resistance 3!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch talk about an under the radar Xbox One exclusive where you fight bad robots as you attempt to terraform a distant planet that will act as humanity's last hope to save their civilization after a Plague. It's not that sad though, you have robot buddies. Get on in here as we talk about ReCore!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch mull over a hidden PS3 gem with the Nazi killing' French resistance sim that prioritizes killing Nazis and blowing up all their resources so that you can win a car race that is super important to overthrowing the fascists! Because Fascists can go to hell! Enjoy us talking about The Saboteur!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch finally fulfill a fan request to talk about Star Wars by selecting one of the worst possible Star Wars games in existence that requires a big hunk of plastic shaped like a larger version of the Millennium Falcon's cockpit and put that on top of your keyboard just to play the shamed classic Star Wars Millennium Falcon CD-ROM Playset! We also got a soundboard! So that's fun! 

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch take a time machine back to 2003 when In Da Club was bumping at every frat party, the Matrix Reloaded kicked us all in the balls, and Apple launched this new thing called iTunes. Also this bullshit Xbox game called Brute Force came out, so we are going to talk about that. BRUTE FORCE!!!!

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come to the pod table today to talk about a bona fide AAA titled from one of the most accomplished studios ever in Sucker Punch when they tackle the conduit havin', electricity slingin', genocide sim inFAMOUS 2! What are you waiting for?