Plotty Time

The Saboteur

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch mull over a hidden PS3 gem with the Nazi killing' French resistance sim that prioritizes killing Nazis and blowing up all their resources so that you can win a car race that is super important to overthrowing the fascists! Because Fascists can go to hell! Enjoy us talking about The Saboteur!

Star Wars: Millennium Falcon CD-ROM Playset

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch finally fulfill a fan request to talk about Star Wars by selecting one of the worst possible Star Wars games in existence that requires a big hunk of plastic shaped like a larger version of the Millennium Falcon's cockpit and put that on top of your keyboard just to play the shamed classic Star Wars Millennium Falcon CD-ROM Playset! We also got a soundboard! So that's fun! 

Brute Force

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch take a time machine back to 2003 when In Da Club was bumping at every frat party, the Matrix Reloaded kicked us all in the balls, and Apple launched this new thing called iTunes. Also this bullshit Xbox game called Brute Force came out, so we are going to talk about that. BRUTE FORCE!!!!

inFAMOUS 2

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch come to the pod table today to talk about a bona fide AAA titled from one of the most accomplished studios ever in Sucker Punch when they tackle the conduit havin', electricity slingin', genocide sim inFAMOUS 2! What are you waiting for?

Minisode 59 - Minisodes are Back! Sort of....

Welp, you people did this. You kept asking for the minisodes back and by gum, a promise is a promise so here we go. Poppascotch does some housekeeping talking about the past and future of minisodes then goes on to rant about unfinished games for a while. Enjoy! and welcome back to Minisodes!

Winback: Covert Operations

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch discuss an N64 classic starring Agent Jean-Luc Cougar and a whole bunch of other invisible squad members as they infiltrate a laser satellite's command center to stop a terrorist organization from using it to start a war in the fictional country of Sarcozia. That's right, we're talking Winback: Covert Operations!

Dreadout

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch sachet over to Indonesia to discuss an indie horror game that mixes modern and classic folklore, with a creepy abandoned town atmosphere and a healthy dose of the franchise Fatal Frame with its photo based combat system. We're talking about DreadOut today, so get in here and find a seat that isn't wet!!!! 

Van Helsing

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch take yet another week to talk about a video game adaptation of another movie but at least this time the format makes sense. We've got a hack and slash from the mid 2000s based on the hit Hugh Jackman vehicle that tried to do a mashup of all famous movie monsters by loosely tying them to the man sent trying to kill them! That's right, we're talking about Van Helsing!

The X-Files: Resist or Serve

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch throw you all a curve ball by talking about the X-Files again. BUT WAIT! THIS ISN'T A Plotty Time Watches Episode! Yeah it's not because this week we discovered and discussed the PS2 exclusive game for the X-Files where they take Mulder and Scully and put them in a Resident Evil game. It's called X-Files: Resist or Serve!

Constantine

This week Dr. Syintist, Chump Slap, and Poppascotch reach deep into the backlog of games to find a video game based on a Keanu Reeves movie that had holy shotguns, demons getting trapped in mirrors, frequent trips to hell, Tilda Swinton and Gavin Rossdale? From Bush? No, it’s a band from the 90s that was hot for like 3 years. Clearly the only game it could be is the PS2 adaptation of the film Constantine. The game is also called Constantine.